Last week, on the highest peak in the NFL, the passing Fullback that is Tim Tebow slayed Ben Rapistberger and James "Felonious" Harrison, casting them down into the Gehenna that is playoff futility.
This week, it is up to Timothy Richard again to punish evil. Evil in this case obviously being Bill "Videotaping Voyeur" Belichick and his super-twig wife having, devilishly handsome QB Tom Brady.
Tonight, it will be up to Tebow to take Belichick to task for his crimes against humanity and having cheated his way to three Super Bowls. Incidentally the New England Patriots have not really been competitive in a playoff game since Spygate and that is a beautiful thing.
Can God's Quarterback continue the penance of the Patriots?
Can he once more summon his the power of bruising runs and duck passes to take advantage of a Pats defense that is more inviting than the neighborhood "popular" girl (if ya know what I'm talking about)?
Can Tebow can turn the water that is his 47% career completion percentage into the wine of an AFC Title Game appearance?
If so, then that would be certainly be worth the packaging hype and hours of adoration that media outlets, foremost the Eternal Speculation and Pontification Network will heap upon the airwaves next week in order as they exploit Tebow for all he's worth .
This is a reading from the book of the postseason. Thanks be to Lombardi.
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