First, the picture and his other shenanigans (D-train Daily: Takin' One For the Team" 3-31) show how Santonio Holmes does not employ common sense on a regular basis. Second, clearly Holmes' agent needs to sit him down for a serious discussion. "Santonio, pretty soon you'll be effing with my money."
The trade of Holmeslice from the Pittsburgh Steelers to the New York Jets for a fifth-round pick was announced today. The Steelers had had enough of Holmes, not after he was accused last month of assaulting a young lady with a glass, but after they learned he was going to be suspended for the first four games of the 2010 season for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy.
A recent post on his Twitter account divulged his plans to "wake and bake."
HOLY FRONT STREET BATMAN!!!
Now Holmeslice will have to appear before Judge Roy Bean, er, NFL Commisioner Roger Goodell where the former Super Bowl MVP will likely get the "you're on thin ice" talking to.
We here at the D-train bet that the NFL's drug testers were knocking at Holmes' door a half-hour after the aforementioned Twitter post. We are also betting that the substance of Holmes' violation is not an anabolic steroid.
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