Is Big Ben a Ding Dong

An old Chicago saying: "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time is enemy action.”

Another girl?! Really? Is two-time winning QB Ben Rothlisberger really in a fix again over another girl? This is like when Michael got accused by another kid.

TMZ, the most trusted news source on the D-train Daily, reported today that the Steel City QB was accused of sexual assault in Midgeville, Georgia. The assault allegedly took place in a bathroom in a club called Capital City.

A bathroom? First, Big Ben should know better. Hookups in the bathroom by the power of cocaine homosexuality or both. Second, it has yet been a year since the last accusation of Rothlisberger arose so that should be so fresh in his mind that the couch or the gym is where one can find him in the off-season.

Have you ever noticed that the Steelers have no cheerleaders? Another girl?!

On Yesterday's run of the D-train Daily we complimented TMZ on their trustworthiness in news-gathering. And hours later they break this story. It's good to see they took our compliment to heart and stepped it up. Keep up the good work guys, and keep reading.

The Carolina Panthers officially released Jake Delhomme today at a press-conference in which Head Coach Mike Fox and GM Marty Hurney choked back tears.

Fox and Hurney were ready to cry thinking about the contract that they gave a 34 year-old QB and the subsequent season that he had; sad indeed.

In the February 18 run of the D-train Daily this was said:


"The Panthers likely would have had some loot to spare if they had not given QB Jake Delhomme a substantial extension last year (5 years, 42.5 million). Even before this past season's 18 interception mess, Delhomme's contract begged the question...FOR WHAT!!! After, even during, the season the extension could have been called, as grannyandthepig.wordpress.com put it, "the worst NFL money ever spent.""

As all NFL coaches and GM's do, Fox and Hurney read the D-train Daily, and took our brand of prudence to heart realizing they needed to correct their mistake as best as possible. Fox and Hurney, we know you're reading, there is only so much advice we will give you. You play in the same conference as our Beloved Birds.